Anonymous said: your eyebrow game is not that strong
do you think chibitalia would ever go up to hungary and be like “i’m hungry” and she’d just grin and say “hey hungry i’m hungary” and austria would stop playing music and just slam on the piano keys angrily
hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
[changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
okay im ready to save the world
please hurry hero!!
Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine